Soy is making kids 'gay'

"There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture."

"If you're a man, you're suppressing your masculinity and stimulating your "female side," physically and mentally."

"Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products."

"Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant."

"U.S. girls are now growing breasts or pubic hair before age three"

"Boy babies fed soy formula may go into puberty late — or not at all. Some of these boys are so feminized that their breasts grow but their penises don't. Some mature into adults with penises not much bigger than the ones they were born with! Others might look normal and go through puberty on time, but can't father children because their sperm are too few in number"

"a girl-chasing, football-playing college boy won't go gay even if he becomes a vegetarian or snacks all day on soy energy bars. My larger concern is that the increasing number of less robust 15-year-olds who are already "struggling with their sexual identity" will be shoved over that thin line into homosexuality. No, they won’t wake up some morning with floppy wrists and a nasal lisp, but they may begin to gravitate toward social circles where they feel more comfortable — and less expected to be rowdy or brag about a string of sexual conquests. And once a teen is ensconced in a homosexual milieu, breaking free from it could mean abandoning his best friends."

guess that explains samuels homoerotic tendencies then...
now if only he ate just a bit more tempeh i could get him to stop having sex with busty women

in fact, i'm sure limpwrist were all strait as rulers once, then they all got involved in the hardcore scene, became vegetarians, and well, thats where all the trouble started.