the thing with my flat is there are only four assorted bowls, four assorted plates, and four assorted mugs with witty catch-phrases such as "GE finance: fundaraiser for heart disease" and "stonnington city coucil accountants: continueing to evaluate and improve". point is somebody stole, perhaps broke when shit-faced, my soup bowl, and now i am left with no soup bowls, left to eat soup out of bowls awkwardly shaped for eating soup.