went to a bolch family bash. weird. they're like a family and shit. and i know i'm playing the badass from the hood lines, but i'm not bullshitting when i say none of my extended family get on. its gotten to to point where certain members of the family 'drop in' for a 'catch-up' (read: borrow money) and William frantically scrambles round telling everyone to "turn off the tv and pretend we're not home"...

... shit its going to be an awkward conversation if the family ever tumbles upon this blog. but what can you do, they can't silence me.