while most late night television, soft-porn on your mobile, hawkers asks you to text 'sexy' or ' hawwt' or 'babez' to a 1900number, the paris hilton proliferaters ask you to text 'porridge' to their 1900number. talk about originality. or is it just some hip new slang which i haven't quite gotten the hang of yet.

...like today, samuel, was all like, "'honky' ain't no term for a person from hong kong". apparently i'm just not young enough to get it.