Friday, November 16, 2007

the thing about FC is that its grounds are directly adjacent to public property and there is no barrier or sign to signify where one boundary begins and the other ends.the other thing about FC is one of their entrances is labelled as the entrance to a 'community garden' and enters into ring of portables and an amphitheatre. the other thing about FC is certain select members of their staff are dumbfuck douchbags (this is a serious understatement, a civilised society would have euthanised such individuals at birth).

kham enter though FC through the entrance labelled as 'community garden'.
she walks away from the areas with students towards the only region unoccupied by students.
it is then that she is accosted by woman who resembles a wrinkly jigglypuff. for the sake of this recollection we shall call her Elisabeth, we shall also say, hypothetically that she teaches math and science.
E: "young lady, young lady come here now" - rude, condescending tone
(kham ignored her and continued to move away from the FC students, not frequently spoken to as a member of the public on public property in such patronising fashion, kham presumed the Elisabeth was hailing someone else)
(the rathar large individual trailed kham in hot pursuit)
E: "young lady, i called you several times and you ignored me, now get back on school property" - again said in quite the inappropriate fashion
K: "look, i can show you my student id, i don't go to school here" - slightly flustered at being spoken to in such a manner, yet still polite (hey, i'm reasonable, i can accept that i with my youthful appearance was mistaken for a student)
E: "well then you're trespassing, get off school property now" (wait, a tick, i thought i was meant to get back on school property a minute ago)
K: "this is public property - i have every right to be here"
E: "this is not public property, you knew you were on school property"
K: "this is public property, the sign at the entrance says community garden, there is no sign which says FC and there are no fences"
E: "are you blind or stupid or something, can't you see the building"
K: "regardless, these are grounds not buildings and these are public grounds"
E: "get off the property now"

i was willing to argue further, but samuel dragged me away.

upon contacting the vice principal (the principal was not available) i was told several things:
- i'm a vindictive liar
- Elizabeth is a professional (and hence she would never cover her unprofessional backside)
- the topography of the land made the school/public land boundaries evident yo any idiot
- Elizabeth was trying to protect both myself and samuel from sinister goings on behind the sinister rubble (which was off school property)

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