went out to 'din dins' with the fobs. apparently shen put all his kids names down for scotch and melbourne grammar when they were born but he ended up sending them to essendon grammar cos it was closer but scotch and melbourne grammar won't stop sending him four sets of junk mail, one for each of his kids. the thing is, his kids are in grades 1,3 and 5 and pre-school and they can't exactly speak english.

fatty: (to kenneth the waiter) 'what's that dipping sauce and tongs for?'
kenneth: 'ummmm... you use it to wash your hands and to thats for cracking the shell of shellfish'
fatty: 'ewwww... that disgusting.get me a VB'
i'm pretty sure as soon as kenneth returned to the kitchen he started bitching in mando to all the other staff about the stupid rude fat fucker on out table.