madden:

"has anybody read hamlet"
(no response)
"does anybody know the story of hamlet"
(still no response)
"hamlet was... well, i guess you could say he was emo"


"so it was considered socially unacceptable that this journalist described carson kresly as a pillow-biter...
do you all know what that term means: 'pillow biter'...
do you need me to explain that to you..."
(no response and a look of desperation that somebody would bail her out of describing the logistics anal intercourse)