if you've ever tried to decipher a fob on the phone you'll know its damn confusing.
and at times embarrasing. i spent about ten minutes thinking i was talking to the uncle ahlek who works for emirates and can never seen to grasp the concept of time zones always calling in the middle of the night, with the uncle shen who goes to the wholesale market with his truck at 3am everyday and hence always manages to call at inappropriate times also.


*note: neither of these men are actually uncles, but very distant relatives whom nobody quite grasps how we are related to