its not everyday someone offers you money for your genitals.
hapened to me today though.
plan B (ANU engineering R/D) offered me money to 'gine' up the engineering department. it's kinda scary. the only criteria were no penises. and then they just gave it to the highest-scoring female going into engineering. engineering R/D has a cut-off of 98. there can't be that many women below me who made it in.

so basically, failing med, i'll be that one girl in the brochure. that one. the only one.