sams teachers now all think he has a kid. well, we have a kid.

I'll explain.
sams cousin = down from canada / across from new zealand.
sams cousin has a baby.

myahn + tyler = half anglo, quater asian, quater wog baby.
kham + sam = hypothetically = half anglo, quater asian, quater wog baby.

baby which looks half anglo, quater asian, quater wog = rare.

so basically. introduced to sams teachers. holding baby. mother nowhere in sight. got questions implying i was the mother and knowledgeable about noami.

my theory: they gave sam three awards cos they figured he was a teenage father.