if you did not watch wifeswap tonight you sir are a fool.
a bunch of crusty dumpsterdiving hippies with dreads swap wives with an average american family. gold.
(note: the hippies have an annoying homeschool son with purple hair and a psuedo-british accent)

but one quetion remains: why would crusties go on crap american reality television? SELLOUTS.

so here's a colelction of quotes:
"they're into somesthing, they're into something... they're into witchcraft" - average american mum
"we are community orientated radical activist, eco orientated, radical family" - crusty family
"this is degrading, this is disgusting, you had better not expect me to degrade myself in a dumpster" - average american mum
"have some pride; get a job" - average american mum
"she dropped out of society, believe in equality, her husband wears a skirt" - program narrator (on crusty mother)
"he looked like an absolute beggar pauper" - average american mum
"i've never been with a woman who didn't shave under her arms, it sent shivers up my spine" - average america father
"i'm embarassed to be seen with her, i'm embarassed to have her in my house" - average america father
"i think they're doing him a great injustice raising him in this manner" - average american mum (on weirdo -hippy son)
"see the dust, my mother would never put up with this" - average american daughter (on dust on the top of the fan, facing the ceiling)
"if you don't have to live like this, why would you"- average american mum (to crusty father)
"you are anti- society" - average american mum (to crusty fater)
"go get a job, cut your have, and have a shower" - average american mum (to crusty father)
* the average american mother begins to cry at the prospect of 'begging' for food
"if you see something that needs to be done, do it yourself" - crusty mother "laugh, excuse me" - average american daughter
"there will be no more dumpster diving, it filty, its disgusting, its unsanitary and it's degrading to your family"- average american mum (to crusty father)
"it's time you got in touch with your masculine side, you will be wrestling and paitballling" - average american mum (to weirdo son)
"i will not cut my dreads, they are too deeply a part of my inner symbolism" - crusty father
"ed must get in touch with his feminie side by wearing a skirt" - narrator
"they are so idealisic its draining me"- average american mum
* crusty father breaks into tears after being yelled a filthy pig at the prospect of this woman not understanding his point of view; he then proceeds to label the orage 'orange', the mango 'mango', and the individually wrapped packaged brownies 'trans fat and saturated sugar'.