the good monogamouse christian husband/wife come home and find their 17yr-old son smoking marijuana:

"your son's a drug addict and he's pushing, i'm tellin' y'all" - dr.phil

"i mostly just smoke weed, i've dried speed a couple of times" - crack deranged son

"watch for changes in music, dress, grooming - these are signs something is going on" - dr.phil (and not signs of puberty)

"he ain't blowing bubble with the pipe,... he's smoking the drugs"- dr.phil

"like lesbians blondes - nobody wants to think their children are doing this" - the hysterical mother/wife (no, i don't get this one either)


yeah, i stayed home sick today, watched dr. phil, formatted my computer. in conclusion: i'm pretty cool.