woah man. do i have a great story guaranteed to make you lolz and cringe simultaneuosly.

my bother (age 4-6) went to some pool party yesterday. the cake was in the shape of a snail. and the mother of this small child, as she was cutting the cake, asked who wanted the turtle's head. this of course was the perfect oppertunity for my father to cause a scene and start talking about how much he like 'head'?
that's class that is.

oh, also, a quote from some magazine my brother was reading:
'all the talk about sensitive males has made most men forget that women like both suprises and leadership in bed' - suprise sex!