going to shamuels to brew MORE beer. something like net total will be 100L.

going to shamuels to brew MORE beer. something like net total will be 100L.

i know you want it noor.

from wikipedia:
The titular protagonist is hip hop musician artist 50 Cent playing himself. The story revolves around Jackson's search for vengeance, hunting down the hitmen that attempted to murder him. The game also features Tony Yayo, Lloyd Banks, and Young Buck, members of the G-Unit rap crew, as 50's gang. Dr. Dre plays an arms dealer, and Eminem plays a corrupt police officer. There is also a video game soundtrack available, released by DJ Red Fury's Shadyville Entertainment. It contains several new songs including I'm a Rida and P.I.M.P. Pt.2.

50 Cent claims that Bulletproof is educational, teaching young children how gang life really is, in order to decrease it, despite the game having an rating of "Mature" meaning that young children should not be allowed to play it or even buy it. However, many political leaders contradict 50 Cent, saying that the game is "violent, outrageous and with no message".

Bulletproof was banned in Australia for exceeding the MA15+ rating, which is the highest rating for video games in Australia. However, a cut version was submitted for review, and the game was given an MA15+ rating for strong coarse language and strong violence. Australia does not have an R18+ classification for video games, as the classification currently only applies to films. The game is now approved in Australia, and was released on 6/4/06.

alright, won the battle over keeping the pisschrist page on wikipedia

"YOU want a piercing, a not just any piercing, a big ugly dyke piercing. i thought you'd want somthing nice and feminine, like a niple piercing, you should get a niple piercing"
"wait a second, i don't want some other guy fiddeling with your nipple, i'll punch him... then pay him"

if you did not watch wifeswap tonight you sir are a fool.
a bunch of crusty dumpsterdiving hippies with dreads swap wives with an average american family. gold.
(note: the hippies have an annoying homeschool son with purple hair and a psuedo-british accent)

but one quetion remains: why would crusties go on crap american reality television? SELLOUTS.

so here's a colelction of quotes:
"they're into somesthing, they're into something... they're into witchcraft" - average american mum
"we are community orientated radical activist, eco orientated, radical family" - crusty family
"this is degrading, this is disgusting, you had better not expect me to degrade myself in a dumpster" - average american mum
"have some pride; get a job" - average american mum
"she dropped out of society, believe in equality, her husband wears a skirt" - program narrator (on crusty mother)
"he looked like an absolute beggar pauper" - average american mum
"i've never been with a woman who didn't shave under her arms, it sent shivers up my spine" - average america father
"i'm embarassed to be seen with her, i'm embarassed to have her in my house" - average america father
"i think they're doing him a great injustice raising him in this manner" - average american mum (on weirdo -hippy son)
"see the dust, my mother would never put up with this" - average american daughter (on dust on the top of the fan, facing the ceiling)
"if you don't have to live like this, why would you"- average american mum (to crusty father)
"you are anti- society" - average american mum (to crusty fater)
"go get a job, cut your have, and have a shower" - average american mum (to crusty father)
* the average american mother begins to cry at the prospect of 'begging' for food
"if you see something that needs to be done, do it yourself" - crusty mother "laugh, excuse me" - average american daughter
"there will be no more dumpster diving, it filty, its disgusting, its unsanitary and it's degrading to your family"- average american mum (to crusty father)
"it's time you got in touch with your masculine side, you will be wrestling and paitballling" - average american mum (to weirdo son)
"i will not cut my dreads, they are too deeply a part of my inner symbolism" - crusty father
"ed must get in touch with his feminie side by wearing a skirt" - narrator
"they are so idealisic its draining me"- average american mum
* crusty father breaks into tears after being yelled a filthy pig at the prospect of this woman not understanding his point of view; he then proceeds to label the orage 'orange', the mango 'mango', and the individually wrapped packaged brownies 'trans fat and saturated sugar'.

nothing better in life than a good red wine letil cook-up with beer, even if that beer be light beer (thanks dad).

i burnt my finger cooking a thick tomato sauce with lentils.

i hate easter. i really like a really dark chocolate. i really hate easter. everything shuts and people insist on spending time with their family.

samuel is going to phillip island to chill with his family. milan is in foster. elsher is fucking lance. ella should so hang with me. but oh wait. we can't. nothings open. everythings closed. bastards.

so samuel was all like 'you should put photos of you on your blog so i can show my cousin'.
and i was like 'okay'.

so here they are, picture of kham chillin and not really doing much:





(i'm not too sure if this is what i actually look like)

(noor, i know you've been sitting there, refreshing, waiting for kham to update, so this one goes out to you)

went camping. kham, camping.

day one. kham and samuel pretty much went through half a case of coopers pale ale.

day two. kham and samuel and occasionally some other people pretty much went through the remaining case of coopers pale and and a case of coopers sparkling ale. samuel was quite drunkard. at one state engaging in quite the homoerotic behaviour

day three. kham inhaled some possibly illegal, possibly green substances. samuel sat and watched and laughed at her.

day four. khams turn to become quite the drunkard, samuel again sat and watched and laughed. ten minutes to fucked-o-clock, asleep by 8:30.

some of the greater samuel quotes:
"rachel is just hotter and better at sex than you"
"we invented a new position: hair pulling"