[stage lights up]

kham walks into a cluttered lounge room with piles of books strewn across the floor

Kham: [to mum] hey mum... whats with all the old diaries?
Mum: I nicked them from work years ago.
Kham: okay... so why have you kept a bunch of blank diaries from 1983?
Mum: for your information, 1983*, aswell as 1996* happen to be exactly identical to 2010.
Kham:[blank stare]
Mum: so do you know anyone who needs a diary for 2010?




*note: don't run out and buy diaries from 1983/96, i can't remember if these were the years she actually said matched up with 2010, either way the point remains.