certain persons have suggested that the shallen-man tie debacle is not as simple as they'd like you to believe....

to this i say:
suckerfool, its all part of some kind of government conspiracy to concereal the secret-super-fun-humanities sleepovers. i mean, why would they want the whole school to know of their sushi-scoffing midnight or their super-fresh tie makeovers. shallen-man even got matching peter-alexander-cloud 'jim-jams', cos thats what besties do.