Saturday, June 30, 2007

from wikipaedia:


Non-dairy creamers typically contain sodium caseinate, a milk protein (casein) derivative that does not contain lactose and is not considered a dairy product. Other common ingredients include corn syrup and vegetable oil solids.


those bastards

Monday, June 25, 2007

it would appear samuel has left poor comments, possible an attempt by the loser to get laid.

everybody knows i'm only using him to get to his hotter more youthful brother.
(and to possibly purchase the 'your brother is hotter' underwear from target, with flamestripes and all)

Sunday, June 24, 2007

say will anderson walking down flinders lane today, and he did not look like a happy chap. must'ev been cos his agent made him do that rove gig last week.

certain persons have suggested that the shallen-man tie debacle is not as simple as they'd like you to believe....

to this i say:
suckerfool, its all part of some kind of government conspiracy to concereal the secret-super-fun-humanities sleepovers. i mean, why would they want the whole school to know of their sushi-scoffing midnight or their super-fresh tie makeovers. shallen-man even got matching peter-alexander-cloud 'jim-jams', cos thats what besties do.

i just discovered i could have felt soo much more validated and popular. my comments were on some kind of restrictive setting where you needed to be on the blogger train to comment. now anybody can comment i guess. meaning you better comment samuel (its one of those boyf duties you see, makes me feel wuved almost likeholding hands and putting my name in your MSN screename encosed by several hearts).

"why can't you be more like a**** : if her and her boyfriend have a spare hour in the city they find and empty bathroom and he bends her over"

"you're blog makes me sound like some kind of sex crazed wanker, but what you however fail to mention, is that my smooth lines work on all the babes"



*were all about privacy here, asterixs retain privacy you see

Monday, June 18, 2007

"i'm going to download something into your mainframe" - samuel thrusts his hips

now i know i haven't been person-post-alot quite recently, that i know, but never did i expect noor to react soo dramatically to the whole kaboozle. she soo crazy. i sure wouldn't want to be stuck in a backalley with that piece of bad news. she soo bad she got told off by lampson. twice. twice.

so anywho wat with being studious and all there was no updating. foiled again spore in your attempts to distract me from my study; don't think for a second i didn't realise what was going on when you 'reminded' me to update my blog in an ever-so non-schalant manner.

i've moved, almost literally, straight into compton. gheeto-style flats in footscrazy. everything is fake-wood. the fake-wwod doesn't even match the fake wood - their supposedly different fake trees.