finished midyears. went out drinking.
realised i had two days to submit my uni mid-year piece of assesment.

2000 words on natural philosophy = 1800 words of wank.

might take part of the day off school tomorrow. needs to be in some box somewhere by 4 pm. tram from school not fast enough.

eating mapo doufu. is good. wrecks your innards though.


so i was totally at the cit-lib sat-day mourning and guess who i bumped into. in the philosophy section.

it was something of a throw my hands over my face while screeching ''don't look at me".

the infamous hg. looking for nietzhe for writing nietzhe summaries. makes you feel like even more of a lazy mole*
on the upside of perousing the *cough*(wanker) section i stubled upon a copy of sacred cows and golden geese.

*in the literal sense, those animals that look like furry piglets.

carpet burn.

apparently you can now purchase what peta have labelled a “totally cruelty-free” option at canadian KFCs, a faux-chicken sandwhich with non-vegan mayonaise.

i seriously hope the alv group outside the CBD KFC who hand out peta pamphlets don't support this bullcrap.

i could rant about this, but frankly, francione does a better job than i could.

i think asian babies are cuter than anglo bodies.

i guess that makes me a bad person.

then again, anglo-centric nurses thought i had downsydrone when i was born (i didn't - i just had an asian face)

i ate two breakfeasts before the gat so i wouldn't feel hungry, and i still felt hungry.

after gat:
went to bottle shop.
went to eat dumplings. (and drank beer. and paid corkage.)
went to the workshop. (and drank beer.)
went to the yarra lounge. (and drank long island ice teas. and drank sangria.)
went to seddon. (and drank a chocolate soy milk)

overhear, on the tram to FC:

"so did ya end up going to yer exam"

"nah, had to go bail me boyfriend out"

exams are totally over, so what to do now that something appears to be missing from my life...
why, start studying for end-of-years of couse.

alas, there were no lord of the rings, doctor who, or star wars references in the physics exam. nor were there any questions asking you to draw the mullet on tom as he jumps up and down on a trampoline.

some people looked like they were about to cry when chem finished.
i looked like i had to sneeze... possibly as i did.
but as i'm sure you will all know, the hall is very echo-y, and my sneezes are damn loud and supposedly 'hilarious'.

ps. and besides, everyone knows cirrhosis isn't a real disease.

i get it now,

if you pay your taxes, people dependant on the welfare system are indebted to you.