a $10 million dollar refurbishment and the best Bistro Guillame could come up with is gaping, light-emitting, anus's suspeded from the ceiling.

o i never did tell you what fatties sport of choice is...

the people upstairs are having sex.

like really loudly.

with spanking.

and i know this is going to sound a little odd, a perhaps even racist in this modern live-a-day world, but they indian/pakistani/srilankin and i can tell that from the accent of their sex noises.

so sue me.

there's a difference between being a picky eater and being a vegan, some people just don't seem to get that however

"what with all the nice dressing today?"(this is actually how he speaks = fob)
"what are you talking about"
"usually you dress like emo"

~ Kiong

does anybody know how to get on to city library wireless?

i could ask the staff, but then i'd have to speak to someone in a grown up voice and everything.

its nice to have something to show that you're moving up in the world:

i've gone from having bedsheets as curtains, to having newspaper as curtains and now i have a betsheet as a window (ie. where there once was glass, there is now flanelette of a nice very favorable threadcout)

in other news, james drank a liter of cranberry juice, my litre of cranberry juice.

my mother had a fit,

"They seriously said that? That's completely inappropriate? Why does my business as of 10:30 in the morning have to do with them? They had no right to ask you why i wasn't working?"

for those of you whom i haven't explained this to, i will, honestly later, but i just got in, and i'm tired.

gotta love TVP:

The top 10 vegetarian cookbooks that haven't been written yet:

10) The Other Vegetarian Cookbook
9) Yak-free Cooking
8) Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliant Vegetarian Meals
7) Screw You, Dean Ornish: Dr. Shiv's Guide to Deep-fried Living
6) Eat More, Weigh More
5) Just Google the Main Ingredient Already
4) You're Better Than They Are
3) Beyond Smoothies: The Slurpy Joe Cookbook
2) Eat Meat and Love the Cock
1) So Many Friggin' Beans!

okay, so a certain douch who i won't mention...
lets just say his name stars with a 'j' and ends with an 'ethro' and daddy doesn't quite love him as much as he loves his other children (but that won't stope him changing his name to profit off daddy's)

was being a dickhead, greasing off shamuel, while grasping a sun ra vinyl...

its no wonder i'm going grey...