gotta love TVP:

The top 10 vegetarian cookbooks that haven't been written yet:

10) The Other Vegetarian Cookbook
9) Yak-free Cooking
8) Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliant Vegetarian Meals
7) Screw You, Dean Ornish: Dr. Shiv's Guide to Deep-fried Living
6) Eat More, Weigh More
5) Just Google the Main Ingredient Already
4) You're Better Than They Are
3) Beyond Smoothies: The Slurpy Joe Cookbook
2) Eat Meat and Love the Cock
1) So Many Friggin' Beans!