"everytime there's an unnecessary shot of cleavage and/or bust you drink"

adam, reece, max, jack and samuel.
adam vomitted on himself and spoke of cassie.
max vomited on himself, the chair and in general everything.
reece is a poor drunk. he locked us in the room. he harassed several people at the pub. he burnt alot of food. a poor drunk indeed.
didn't really see jack much as i probably went to sleep at about 10 (jack got there at 11); adam made me do it i swear.
samuel is a dangerous boy with a warped sense of 'safety'. shooting a slingshot at max's bare buttocks is not safety.

samuel came to my national youth week, mind body and soul event and he enjoyed it. making soy candles, eating vegan food and getting free stuff.

finally gotten rid of melb. high. stalker-boi. i hope. i really do hope he got the message. he dived on me on the train. finally. got to footscray. literally ran at samuel and dived on his face. he spent the rest of the freakin day complaining about how i used him. we got coffee with adam and reece. we went back to samuels to play metal gear.

i know it's late, but that noor is a real slave-driver.

instead of going to a party, i hung out at samuel's, played video games, and ate pasta. i had initially thought it would be a samuel-kham exclusive event. so as you can imagine i was slightly agahst when elsher, lance, ella, reece racked up. none the less all was good.

played metal gear (solid: snake eater). it jammed.


we then proceeded to watch pornography. in a heavy russian accent, "suck it mouth, bitch".
freaking hilarious. though we missed out on the best part (the dialogue) due to a lack of proper recording equipment on the director's part.

will later racked up with evan, fibs and some girls.
reece left to go to sebs (in a highly intoxicated state).
elsher, lance samuel and kham were to share a room. samuel and kham moved to the shed.

point. elsher is not good in the mornings. ever.