Wednesday, December 30, 2009

where the wild things are = worst movie of all time ever.

andrew however seemed to like it.

so i hate christmas. i'm not the only one, just one of the ones with enought testicular fortitude to admit it.

my mother, a recovering catholic, similiary despises the whole event. we have a family schedule so everyone can pop into my grandmothers at different times and subsequently we call all avoid each other.

that's not to say that we don't do presents - only cos andrew has managed to con everyone into believing that he still believes in father christmas. and so, we all go round the house, finding stuff and wrapping it for each other.

this year i got a scrabble set, a packet of dates, a box of tea and a free sanitarium cookbook-phamphlet thingly that they were handing out at the supermarket.

it's not fair. my mother gave one of her friends a water bottle in the shape of a penis. that rightfully should have been mine.

had uneven sunburn. subsequently have an uneven tan.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

made dumplings. end of story.

Monday, December 28, 2009

hmmmm... dilemma.

want to go eat vegan food. no one left to go eat sed food with.

well, i guess thats over then.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

it would seem that i am the only one left. it sucks. now who will i go eat vegan food with?

what the hell is happening to my suburb.
yes. it's mine. not franko cotsos. mine

don't get me wrong - i love lentil as anything. even despite that rather rude man who yelled at us on ackland street because in his opinion we didn't give then enough money*.

lentil as anything is not my problem. its the hipsters who acompany lentil as anything that bothers me. it's the gentrification and rising property/rental prices in the area that bother me.

my damn suburb is going to the yuppies.

don't get me started on the st.jeromes laneway festival - which is no longer going to be held anywhere near st.jerones, nor a laneway for that matter.



* we gave then about 70$ for 7 people - all in church money - so i guess it didn't look like much; but nevertheless it was and yelling was certainly not called for.