being the tech-savy whiz-kid that i am, i'm one of those new-aged sexuals who can no loger write with a pen for longer than ten minutes at a time.

so here i was, hand writing an eng-lang practice essay, with all attempts being made to remain legible.

ang being the new aged sexual that i am, i was multitasking you see, eating my tom yum soup while proofing my essay... and then in happened, i sluped chilli oil all over my papers... there's a grease mark on my page... i hope they don't think i'm a fatty

its like when you're reading a book, and you find chocolate fingerprints inside and your immediate though is fatty... thats how people are going to think of me.