eggo, rhymes with leggo.

... i don't get it.

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there is something truely abhorrent about silicone madelein pans.

when you go to aldi, there's always at least one person buying bulk quantities of packaged foods...
and yoou just think to yourself, does the man with the 32 cans of 'braised steak and onions' and 20 boxes of frozen 'heat-and-eat' 'curry' just not know how to cook
your second thought is usually, how could someone live like that?

after six sausages and six potatoes,
"i'm still hungry, can we go to the chicken shop?"

some people just don't know when to quit. fatty is one such person.

"before the program began 67.5 per cent of the school's [sunshine colledge] 1000 students were reading at primary-school level. That figure has dropped to 49.6 per cent." ~ from the herald sun learn section

in primary school i was given a choice of footscray city, maribrynong secondary, gilmour girls and sunshine colledge.
everyone wanted to go to footscray. but they turn away soo many kids. most of them could only get in because they alread had an older brother/sister at the school.

molly: "i have six chickens in my fridge"

(15 second pause...)

kham: "ohhh, you mean dead chickens"


i'm not overexaggerating, this was literally the procession of events, and despite common belief, it was a subconscious vegan outburst.

its cos people would usually say 'i have chicken in my fridge', not 'i have chickens in my fridge'

i think i've finally managed to find something more hideous than birkenstocks...

birkenstocks by heidi klum

where the fuck is my 'making of dracula' film.
i did all the heavy lifting, with my little girlie arms because certain members of crew thought it essential that DVD be complete on time.
six months later - still waiting for my DVD

horrid incidence today walking home from rehersal.
approx 8pm.

kham walks to the 472 busstop.
"hey gorgeous, had a nice night?"
fucking deros waiting at the busstop.
"yep"
walk past.
"how old are ya lovely?"
don't look back.
"fifteen"
keep walking.
"bullshit, yer fucking lying"
keep walking.
"oi. i'm fuckin talkin to ya"
he starts walking after me.
keep walking.

at this points its 50m of obscenities before he gives up and goes back to his chumps.

keep walking. all the way home. no 'safe' bus/tram stops.

how do i know all the 'seeking roomate' advertisments near my flat are written by fobs?
they spell 'close to transport', 'clouse to transport' (twice in the same sentence)

12 - 8 rigging tomorrow.
i aint staying still 8. no fucking way. not unless i can get a lift or a cabcharge. its kinda ridiculous, getting the train to seddon/yarravile then catching a taxi back through footscray.

is it just a tad ironic that i'm perhaps the only person doing west side story that is actually from the west side?

i'v gone and gotten myself a fucking whistling nose.

apparently this whole time i've been thinkin miss van was a total sellout, turns out i was wrong... she was only a partial sellout (i was mistaking her for someone else).
still, gotta feel bad for someone who gets their style poorly imitated in commercial ventures such as apple computers and mac cosmetics advertisments.

being the tech-savy whiz-kid that i am, i'm one of those new-aged sexuals who can no loger write with a pen for longer than ten minutes at a time.

so here i was, hand writing an eng-lang practice essay, with all attempts being made to remain legible.

ang being the new aged sexual that i am, i was multitasking you see, eating my tom yum soup while proofing my essay... and then in happened, i sluped chilli oil all over my papers... there's a grease mark on my page... i hope they don't think i'm a fatty

its like when you're reading a book, and you find chocolate fingerprints inside and your immediate though is fatty... thats how people are going to think of me.

from toothpaste for dinner.

red velvet cake simply isn't a real cake,
by the same logic i could add blue fod dye to a stir-fry and claim i've invented a new dish.

kiong has to be the only person who doesn't think engineering or law are real degrees or that you can made monies in sed profession.

apparently everyone does it and nobody talks about it...
yes, i'm talking about copyrighting resources which one would take into an exam (bound reference and A4 sheets).
quite silly really, considering teachers are offenders no.1 when it comes to photocopying things which they really shouldn't be...

well i know i voted for LOTF, coopers, and cheezley
which reminds me, despite my letters i am yet to see the vegan chocolate bars from LOTF find their way into a light batter coating then into a deep fat fryer.
where the hell else will the people get deep fried vegan chocolate bars when drunk in the city at four am?

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Ingredients: "Beef and Pork, Water, Pasteurized Process Cheese (Cheddar Cheese (milk, cheese culture, salt, enzymes.), water, sodium phosphate, salt, sorbic acid (preservative), apo-carontenal (color).), Macaroni (semolina, niacin, ferrous sulfate (iron), thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin.), Nonfat Dry Milk, Corn Syrup, Salt, Red Sweet Peppers (bell peppers, water, citric acid.), Spices, Dextrose, Dehydrated Onions, Sodium Erythorbate, Spice Extractives, Garlic Powder, Sodium Nitrite."


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how embarassing, i got grease on my physics A4 sheets, i hope the examiners don't think i'm a fatty while they drink their diet pepsi and write stupid questions about legolas firing his bow at a certain trajectory at an ork.