whatever happened to those chocolate oranges...

awe-some:

eveytime i see that damn saab advertisment i can never remember what its actually for and this somehow leads me to believe its about animal rights: you know the one, where they try and link chained and caged animals trying to escape with a car.

westbourne grammar (truganini): 100% VCE pass rate

the thing is, has fabulous as a educating students to a level where they can complete three units of english sound fantastic. when student who don't look like they're going to pass get to yr 10-11 they're told: "we don't think this is the right school for you, maybe you should consider moving schools"

fatty got told in yr 7 that he should be grateful the school allowed him to attend, normally the sibling policy only applies if you older sister is still at the school and didn't piss of after yr8 cos she couldn't stand the crap.

fatty got told in yr 8 (he must be a real badass) that perhaps westbourne wasn't the best school for him - my parents refused to put him in the public education system - the school suggested he get additional tutoring in english and math to pass

kiong: "do you want me to cook chicken kiev"
andrew: "no. i don't like chicken kiev."
kiong: "how come you suddenly don't like chicken kiev?"
andrew: "i don't want to eat chicken kiev becuase i don't want to be a fat shit like will and they said on the biggest loser if you deep fry things they absorb fat and they make you fat - and somebody deep fried a mars bar - and somebody ate it"

according to wikipedia:
"Chicken Kiev is a dish of boned chicken breast pounded and rolled around cold unsalted butter, then breaded and fried."

it's one of fatties favorite foods, he likes to serve it dipped in melted butter (i'm not joking, i really couldn't make shit like that up)

totally did not go onto brother's school intranets to nick resources.

it's like english language and an illegitimate and misunderstood child with the west wing:

"Julian Thomas on the language and political theatre of The West Wing" - on lingua franca

http://www.abc.net.au/rn/linguafranca/stories/2007/1913539.htm

i'll stop faking allergies on two conditions:
1. people take orders properly
2. people stop lying to me

a $10 million dollar refurbishment and the best Bistro Guillame could come up with is gaping, light-emitting, anus's suspeded from the ceiling.

o i never did tell you what fatties sport of choice is...

the people upstairs are having sex.

like really loudly.

with spanking.

and i know this is going to sound a little odd, a perhaps even racist in this modern live-a-day world, but they indian/pakistani/srilankin and i can tell that from the accent of their sex noises.

so sue me.

there's a difference between being a picky eater and being a vegan, some people just don't seem to get that however

"what with all the nice dressing today?"(this is actually how he speaks = fob)
"what are you talking about"
"usually you dress like emo"

~ Kiong

does anybody know how to get on to city library wireless?

i could ask the staff, but then i'd have to speak to someone in a grown up voice and everything.

its nice to have something to show that you're moving up in the world:

i've gone from having bedsheets as curtains, to having newspaper as curtains and now i have a betsheet as a window (ie. where there once was glass, there is now flanelette of a nice very favorable threadcout)

in other news, james drank a liter of cranberry juice, my litre of cranberry juice.

my mother had a fit,

"They seriously said that? That's completely inappropriate? Why does my business as of 10:30 in the morning have to do with them? They had no right to ask you why i wasn't working?"

for those of you whom i haven't explained this to, i will, honestly later, but i just got in, and i'm tired.

gotta love TVP:

The top 10 vegetarian cookbooks that haven't been written yet:

10) The Other Vegetarian Cookbook
9) Yak-free Cooking
8) Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaliant Vegetarian Meals
7) Screw You, Dean Ornish: Dr. Shiv's Guide to Deep-fried Living
6) Eat More, Weigh More
5) Just Google the Main Ingredient Already
4) You're Better Than They Are
3) Beyond Smoothies: The Slurpy Joe Cookbook
2) Eat Meat and Love the Cock
1) So Many Friggin' Beans!

okay, so a certain douch who i won't mention...
lets just say his name stars with a 'j' and ends with an 'ethro' and daddy doesn't quite love him as much as he loves his other children (but that won't stope him changing his name to profit off daddy's)

was being a dickhead, greasing off shamuel, while grasping a sun ra vinyl...

its no wonder i'm going grey...