my grandmother has (well, had) black curly hair and blue eyes. she grows her own tomatoes. back when footz-crazy was full of wogs people would attempt to speak to her, say at the busstop, in fob-speak. alas, no, onions and garlic disagree with her too much for her to be a wog.

that and, according to my grandfather, i-tai food stunk up the fridge, and my family would look poor (which was the greatest shame upon the family) if they were to been seen picking grass (basil) to eat (giving the impression that the family could not afford 'real' food - such as chops, steak,or sausages)