eggo, rhymes with leggo.

... i don't get it.

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its all true.

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there is something truely abhorrent about silicone madelein pans.

when you go to aldi, there's always at least one person buying bulk quantities of packaged foods...
and yoou just think to yourself, does the man with the 32 cans of 'braised steak and onions' and 20 boxes of frozen 'heat-and-eat' 'curry' just not know how to cook
your second thought is usually, how could someone live like that?

after six sausages and six potatoes,
"i'm still hungry, can we go to the chicken shop?"

some people just don't know when to quit. fatty is one such person.

"before the program began 67.5 per cent of the school's [sunshine colledge] 1000 students were reading at primary-school level. That figure has dropped to 49.6 per cent." ~ from the herald sun learn section

in primary school i was given a choice of footscray city, maribrynong secondary, gilmour girls and sunshine colledge.
everyone wanted to go to footscray. but they turn away soo many kids. most of them could only get in because they alread had an older brother/sister at the school.

molly: "i have six chickens in my fridge"

(15 second pause...)

kham: "ohhh, you mean dead chickens"


i'm not overexaggerating, this was literally the procession of events, and despite common belief, it was a subconscious vegan outburst.

its cos people would usually say 'i have chicken in my fridge', not 'i have chickens in my fridge'

i think i've finally managed to find something more hideous than birkenstocks...

birkenstocks by heidi klum

where the fuck is my 'making of dracula' film.
i did all the heavy lifting, with my little girlie arms because certain members of crew thought it essential that DVD be complete on time.
six months later - still waiting for my DVD