whatever happened to those chocolate oranges...

awe-some:

eveytime i see that damn saab advertisment i can never remember what its actually for and this somehow leads me to believe its about animal rights: you know the one, where they try and link chained and caged animals trying to escape with a car.

westbourne grammar (truganini): 100% VCE pass rate

the thing is, has fabulous as a educating students to a level where they can complete three units of english sound fantastic. when student who don't look like they're going to pass get to yr 10-11 they're told: "we don't think this is the right school for you, maybe you should consider moving schools"

fatty got told in yr 7 that he should be grateful the school allowed him to attend, normally the sibling policy only applies if you older sister is still at the school and didn't piss of after yr8 cos she couldn't stand the crap.

fatty got told in yr 8 (he must be a real badass) that perhaps westbourne wasn't the best school for him - my parents refused to put him in the public education system - the school suggested he get additional tutoring in english and math to pass

kiong: "do you want me to cook chicken kiev"
andrew: "no. i don't like chicken kiev."
kiong: "how come you suddenly don't like chicken kiev?"
andrew: "i don't want to eat chicken kiev becuase i don't want to be a fat shit like will and they said on the biggest loser if you deep fry things they absorb fat and they make you fat - and somebody deep fried a mars bar - and somebody ate it"

according to wikipedia:
"Chicken Kiev is a dish of boned chicken breast pounded and rolled around cold unsalted butter, then breaded and fried."

it's one of fatties favorite foods, he likes to serve it dipped in melted butter (i'm not joking, i really couldn't make shit like that up)

totally did not go onto brother's school intranets to nick resources.

it's like english language and an illegitimate and misunderstood child with the west wing:

"Julian Thomas on the language and political theatre of The West Wing" - on lingua franca

http://www.abc.net.au/rn/linguafranca/stories/2007/1913539.htm

i'll stop faking allergies on two conditions:
1. people take orders properly
2. people stop lying to me

a $10 million dollar refurbishment and the best Bistro Guillame could come up with is gaping, light-emitting, anus's suspeded from the ceiling.