http://www.cracked.com/article_17428_7-ridiculously-over-top-modifications-deadly-weapons.html

7 * the awesome!

http://laughingsquid.com/defibrillator-toaster/

amazing!

sunshyne. no shit. someone (from altona) named their kid 'sunshyne'.

cut my hand open quite badly trying to open a can without a can opener.
there was blood all over the kitchen.

Kham: "Lance, go get me one of those boys who wants to have sex with me".

since last blogging: i fixed my bed. i broke it again.

cock-blocked blondie the other night. awkward.

the 60yo arab man sitting next to me at the library has more facebook friends than i do.
i'm feeling pretty lame right now.

took a shower today. found a curly blond pube in my armpit.