going to a house, possibly on the beach, perhaps even a beach house. i might even return with a tan.

i have a what would alan do? poster. i'm telling you all so you'll all become immediately jelous and want to be my friend so you to may lay your eyes upon the poster.

i don't trip over my shoelaces, it just doesn't happen, which is usually why i don't dedicate my unborn baby to you when you stop me to tell me my shoelace is undone while i'm dashing for the train, tram etc.

greatest quote from doctor phil: "this town is not racial" (in a grand texan accent) - i think she meant racist.

it was a episode on this case in america, where a group of white kids hung nooses from a tree when a black kid asked to sit under the tree; the black kids beat up this white kid; the black kids are being charged with attepted murder as adults - the white kid suffered no permanent injuries.

truely have struck gold in this weeks local paper: not only is there a double spead on francco cozzo, the man, the myth but also a weekly article by les twentyman, the man, the myth, that bought us sucessful campaigns such a 'hand in your knife and save your life'.

i like to keep the plastic cling-wrap-style covering on electronic goods, particularly on the screen, is it too much to ask that people just leave it in its place - you are not doing me a favour by permanently peeling back the plastic which protects the screen, you are simply allowing my personal items to become damaged at an increased rate.

what is it with people from the western suburbs and foodstar (the west's own all-you-can eat 'restaurant')?

the op-shop where my mother volunteers has their end of year function there, my grandmothers senoirs group always have their functions there (there were banned from smorgies for stealing food), and the general attitute is something along the lines of, "lets celebrate, by gorging ourselves, while watching the chronically obese totter back and forth, from their individual tables to the silver serving trays".

william is getting his braces on tomorrow, so of course, in the true spirit of william, he had to eat all he could eat just one last time (this week). i did not go. it was a wise decision. my father did (chaparone), apparently william ate alot, disappeared to the bathroom for fifteen minutes to vomit, before returning to again eat all he could eat.

what the fuck, the sunday magazine which comes with the paper had a recipe for Creamy chicken tartlets with butter, chicken and soymilk. the vitasoy people just don't get it, people won't buy their brand of soymilk, they'll just eat their Creamy chicken tartlets with cows milk. silly fuckers.

played a concert for vladimir. vladimir is a violin gun.

the thing is, he cut me out of the photo, and has spelled my name wrong on the program of every single cencert of his. that being said, he's like the stings version of the gonch, 'is strong the double bass, if you play and you hear, and you listen to the double bass, you will never, never, make a mistake'. amen to that, and no pressure upon kham not to fall asleep while keeping time in dull rhythms (not an understatement, i don't use sheet music half the time).

he is a seriously good violin teacher though, he even has a flashy website and all these relases of albanian music and apparently somebody made a documentary about him.

but i can never, never, forgive him for making us play christmas tunes.

animal aromatic sources in perfume (from wikipedia):

Ambergris: Lumps of oxidized fatty compounds, whose precursors were secreted and expelled by the Sperm Whale. Ambergris is commonly referred to as "amber" in perfumery and should not be confused with yellow amber, which is used in jewelry.
Castoreum: Obtained from the odorous sacs of the North American beaver.
Civet: Also called Civet Musk, this is obtained from the odorous sacs of the civets, animals in the family Viverridae, related to the Mongoose.
Honeycomb: Distilled from the honeycomb of the Honeybee.
Musk: Originally derived from the musk sacs from the Asian musk deer, it has now been replaced by the use of synthetic musks.