Pharmacology Lecturer: "What will I be doing this weekend? Waiting for World of Warcraft Cataclysm and playing a retribution paladin!" *Waves Sword around*

http://vimeo.com/9924049

a black eye AND herpes on my face!!!


i'll be the most beautiful girl at prom

everyone wants to know why girls like boys who are cunts.

it's a common misconception. see, the reality is that everyone is a cunt. you just have to dig a hell of alot deeper to find it in some people.

my theory is, the smart ones go for the cunts because you know what you're getting (the dumb ones are just dumb). it's a hell of alot easier than feeling betrayed and lied to when you realise, that really, everyone is just a cunt.

the end.