i lost my apple in the couch. you know those couches that swallow things. the couches where you sit down. and the force of gravity acts everso slowly. and you don't realise. and they you notice that your chest is pressed up against your knees and your stuck in the couch.

how very can't-sleep-clown-will-eat-me.

in braybrook, there's a bakery that does vegan coconut and red bean buns. not that any of you will ever wonder into that part of town, but if you do, check out the murals (kham circa 2004).

kiwi fruits leave a funny taste in your mouth.

i made this stir-fry the other nigh right, with purple cabbage amongst other things, and i couldn't finisht the whole thing on my lonesome, so leftovers were placed in the fridge. the cabbage dyed the tofu blue. tasted good but.

"All new students will be required to show evidence of their Hepatitis B, Hepatitis C and HIV/AIDS status during the first few weeks of enrolment. "

so me mum got some volunteering award. but nobody gave her a list of the program. so she was eating when her name was called out. and everyone looked at her. and she blushed.

lars looks like chris liley. no joke.

chemistry: A
physics: A+

samuel, upon opening the letter, "congratulations, you got an A+ in biology"

some people