william eats toomuch fried chicken and know all his shirts have grease stains down the front.

centrelink are arseholes.

spore, do you have my black pen? (from spesh)

what sounds fucking weird, chinese-americans, thats what.

"group formed to have Yarraville rail underpass reinstated", i have one thing to say to that: you fuckers. if people run across the tracks and duck under the gates they're completely responsible for their own fucking actions, meanwhile, the poorest and most disadvantaged (and unlike yarraville, doesn't have a plethora or even a substantial public transportation service) sector of the community cannot venture into their train station without the fear of confrontation with theives, rapists, and crack-addicts. serious, to you yarraville-yuppies, shut-the-fuck and go drink a latte.

for all those out there who say i never update my flickr, you would now be wrong. and for all those who say i only take pictures of food, you would be right, but i put them towards teh back.

theres camping and william and whatnot

Playing it Straight
How good is your gaydar? Can you tell by looking at a man and talking to him whether he is gay or straight? Meet Rebecca - 23, sweet, gorgeous and innocent. She's looking for love and has 12 exceptionally handsome and eligible guys to choose from. But are they all that they seem? At least half of the guys are gay and they are there not for love, but for money. Here's the deal, if Rebecca picks a straight guy as the man of her dreams, they'll split $200,000. But if the guy she ends up picking is gay, he walks away with the full $200,000 and she is left with nothing. The 12 guys will do anything to seduce her. But who is seducing for love and who is after the cash? Through a series of dates and group activities, Rebecca eliminates the guys one by one - obviously hoping that the guys she's eliminating are gay, not straight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_rap#Emo_rap_groups_and_record_labels

Emo Rap?

"i cleaned my penis, so i guess we can have sex then"

yo samuel, before i forget, july 25, Lost Boys of Sudan at the Sun Theatre. you should come, even if you have no interest in it, because thats what boyfs do.

apparently the sheppard bridge is 'such a nice gateway tp Footscray and the west' according to a chap from seddon who is complaining about the state of such bridge 'we deserve better', yeah the people of seedon do it so tough, he goes on to complain about poor train and bus services. seddon is serviced by two train stations and 2-3 buses. meanwhile, the people of braystone (an area at least 6x that of seddon) have one bus and a 40min walk to a train where earlier this week there was a knife attack, needing an ambulance, at 12:40 in the afternoon. this wasn't exactly an isolated incident, last week there was another stabbing in gordon street. but apparently none of these issues are a big and the graffitti on the bridge in seddon.

i laughed, on the inside, when the macfob emo asked me for 'spare change' outside LOTF. i don't think she recognised me, thank god, as that would have been highly awkward.

peace out.

gees, thanks noor, way to bring up my over-a-year-aged blog from early 06. i went back, found it, read it, came to a realisation: 'i was a wank-face, a total semi-artfag'. that was my initial thought, my tsecond was to shoot myself; the third was to laugh at dear samuel: he slept with a loser, what a loser. i wouldn't have had sex with me.

that blog meant soo much to me at the time, now i just kinda laught at that person before realising that would be self-mockery. anywho, here's the free-for-all judge-me link: click here for hours of fun with the whole family

now i've had a couple of questions (by a couple i mean one from noor) about a certain post relating to terrines, so here's a copy&paste from wikipaedia:

Aspic is a dish in which ingredients are set into a gelatine made from a meat stock or consommé.

When cooled, stock made from meat congeals because of the natural gelatin found in the meat. The stock can be clarified with egg whites, and then filled and flavored just before the aspic sets. Almost any type of food can be set into aspics. Most common are meat pieces, fruits, or vegetables. Aspics are usually served on cold plates so that the gel will not melt before being eaten. A meat jelly that includes cream is called a chaud-froid.

if only i could cook like my mother. my mother has a certain repotoir of classics in her cookbook, but the top three would have to be:

at number three: fruit-salad cake
here's a neat and thrifty way to save that soggy leftover fruit-salad, now it may not sound that great, but for all you diabetics out there it has not sugar, for all you fatties out there no fat, but for all you coeliacs its pure flour and sugar with a bit of fruit.

at numero-twoero: tuna-pasta salad
this ain't no ordinary pasta salad, wholegrain pasta, canned tuna, frozen vegetables and my mother's very own secret ingredient black&gold tomato paste (just mix everything together in a bowl). and thats it, simple, rustic and can be whipped up in fifteen minutes. this kind of style is timeless.

and the finest in fine-dining: vegemite soup
my mother doesn't cook with oil or salt (and by salt i don't just mean salt, i mean salt, soy-sauce, and stock) which is what i think makes this dish truely unique. why brown onions when you can boil them. why use stock when you can use the heart-healthy vegemite.

you know whats fucking gross, terrines are fucking gross

http://www.acmi.net.au/first_look_jesus_camp.aspx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2drq74U0Vc&mode=related&search=

i'm going to see this documentary, any wishing to come should

http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1626519,00.html

this is good, i thouroughly enjoyed it, fatties

i've decided to change my life, 'i'm going from flab to fab'.

50 Cent - Candy Shop Lyrics

(feat. Olivia)
[Intro: 50 Cent]
Yeah...
Uh huh
So seductive

[Chorus: 50 Cent & Olivia]
[50 Cent]
I'll take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Boy one taste of what I got
I'll have you spending all you got
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)

[Verse 1: 50 Cent]
You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Temperature rising, okay lets go to the next level
Dance floor jam packed, hot as a teakettle
I'll break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho
In the hotel or in the back of the rental
On the beach or in the park, it's whatever you into
Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasin you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasons vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

[Chorus]

[Bridge: 50 Cent & Olivia]
Girl what we do (what we do)
And where we do (and where we do)
The things we do (things we do)
Are just between me and you (oh yeah)

[Verse 2: 50 Cent]
Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before
Cause I ain't never put it down like this
Soon as I come through the door she get to pullin on my zipper
It's like it's a race who can get undressed quicker
Isn't it ironic how erotic it is to watch em in thongs
Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind
So seductive, you should see the way she wind
Her hips in slow-mo on the floor when we grind
As Long as she ain't stoppin, homie I aint stoppin
Drippin wet with sweat man its on and popping
All my champagne campaign, bottle after bottle its on
And we gon' sip til every bubble in every bottle is gone

[Chorus 2x]