...kham_ing

2011-10-17T16:43:00.000-07:00

...from a rheumatology lecture

2011-10-17T16:12:00.001-07:00

“Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger

2011-09-24T01:57:00.000-07:00

2011-09-24T01:24:00.001-07:00

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding.”- upton sinclair

2011-09-21T22:14:00.000-07:00

2011-09-14T16:29:00.000-07:00

http://betterbooktitles.com/post/10204638797/meinkampf

2011-09-14T16:27:00.000-07:00

story of my life...

2011-07-30T00:27:00.001-07:00

http://awesome.good.is/transparency/web/1107/female-healthcare/flat.html

interesting.

2011-07-29T00:52:00.001-07:00

2011-07-26T00:12:00.001-07:00

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/bizarre&id=8265378

2011-07-25T20:15:00.001-07:00

http://betterbooktitles.com/post/8044524640/bible

2011-07-25T20:09:00.000-07:00

I'm sick.

you know what that means....

... dr.phil, oprah, ready steady cook, judge judy.
then some ps3.

2011-07-25T19:16:00.001-07:00

been having bad dreams again. now i don't even need to go to the gym to get all sweaty and gross.

2011-07-25T05:59:00.000-07:00

so i feel like my life isn't going anywhere. sure i'm studying medicine. but i pretty much already have the lifestyle of a bitter middle-aged single woman and i can't see much changing.

i get home from school. crack a bottle of wine. light a cigarette and declare that i can't be fucked cooking. then i sit on the couch and yell cynicism at the television.

2011-07-25T05:57:00.000-07:00

2011-07-23T01:07:00.000-07:00

2011-07-22T03:14:00.001-07:00

do you think i'd stack it on if i stopped being a vegan?

2011-07-19T01:47:00.001-07:00

is lady gaga the new madonna for gay people?

2011-07-17T03:59:00.001-07:00

the the delai lama based of yoda or is it the other way round?

2011-07-15T22:18:00.003-07:00

http://www.salon.com/life/coupling/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2011/07/11/sadomasochism_couple_learned_hit_wife

2011-07-06T07:59:00.001-07:00

best date of my life: drank beer, smoked up, played COD, had sex then ate sorbet naked on the couch

2011-07-06T07:57:00.000-07:00

made the best instant noodles ever.
- kimchi flavour noodles
- kimchi
- siracha sauce (triple whammy spicy!!!)
- garlic
- spring onions
- daikon
- tofu
- wombok
- seasame oil

2011-07-06T07:40:00.000-07:00

slap da bass!

but really don't. because i'm not particularly good at it and i think its driving my housemate and/or neighbours bonkers. they're probably struggling to shag right now.

2011-07-04T04:33:00.001-07:00

my brother bought home a trombone.
my mum called it a saxophone.
it sounds like farting.

2011-07-02T23:18:00.000-07:00

2011-07-02T23:13:00.001-07:00

2011-07-02T22:26:00.001-07:00

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jan/22/undercover-police-cleared-sex-activists?CMP=twt_gu

bit fucked ehy?

2011-06-29T03:51:00.001-07:00

"I've got my hands up her dress and it means nothing.
It's not about love, its not even about sex.
This time it feels like I've got control.
At this time tomorrow I'll be able to look back and call her a slut.
We were wondering who would fuck her first, another point for me.
I know my friends will be so proud of me. Just between friends.
How come they want to separate?
They've got all the rights that me and my buddys do.
You fucking talk about degradation.
You stupid bitches haven't got a clue.

We were wondering who would fuck her first, another point for me.
I know my friends will be so proud of me. Just Between Friends."
...When someone thinks like this and the attitude is spread,
our dream is dead

2010-12-16T05:52:00.000-08:00

today: went round to the brothel house, borghouts was down, he escorted me to my house to ensure I didn't get rapes - how lovely
yesterday: got a crew together, went to the night markets - ent to equinox first, several jopkes about amy and cherries
tuesday: stayed home (??? - don't actually remember what i did)
monday: stayed home (??? - don't actually remember what i did)
sunday: stayed at sachas - watched "into the void" - worst movie ever
saturday: stayed at lances- watched "daybreakers"
friday: stayed at nicks in torquay
thursday: went round to brothel house; got royally fucked - there are pictures to prove it
wednesday: nick pelly was down, went to marias, then sams then sachas
- maria still makes the most delicious food ever
- ran into nado on the train - too drunk to remmeber what he said
- remember being drunk to the stage where I didn't remeber what tram to get on or where to get off to get to sachas house
- apparently i spent most of the evening persoanlly attacking sacha and pointing out every single one of his character flaws = i have no recolection of this
tuesday: nick pally down, went to sams then sachas

2010-12-05T02:49:00.001-08:00

its really super annoying when friends try and hit on you.

2010-12-05T02:05:00.000-08:00

i have several theories. the dominating one at my current state of drunkardness is as follows:

its really scary when people presume you're dating someone. and you're not. and there was no expectations and no commitments. but everyone thinkgs there is.

2010-12-05T01:10:00.000-08:00

2010-12-04T20:06:00.001-08:00

type "worst band in the world" into google. seriously. do it.

2010-11-28T20:39:00.001-08:00

hey noor,

I'll be seeing you tomorrow!

2010-11-28T05:17:00.001-08:00

classic quote from kham's fully fobbed up father:

in response to some pretty bad bruises,

"oh, I see you've gotten up to page 278 of the karma sutra; whatever you do don't try page 300, my back has never been the same since"

2010-11-26T22:22:00.000-08:00

ye-ah boyzzz. just got myself an invite to the op shop christmas party!!!

2010-11-26T15:40:00.001-08:00

"i'm going to footscray. i hope I don't get stabbed or come back with addidas trackies."

2010-11-26T06:22:00.003-08:00

http://lipmag.com/culture/we%E2%80%99ll-talk-post-feminism-in-the-post-patriarchy/

interesting. particularly is you're kham.

2010-11-26T06:21:00.001-08:00

I haven't posted anything witty or intellectual in awhile...

this is actually because I've been getting dumberer.

one too many knocks to the head me thinks.

2010-11-26T06:11:00.001-08:00

don't you hate it when you're trying to internet stalk someone and google isn't giving you anything back?

2010-11-26T06:05:00.001-08:00

sacha gave me a pair of underpants. this would have been fine. except that they weren't my underpants.

Also, WHEN THE FUCK HAVE I EVER WORN LACY UNDERPANTS!!!

not quite as bad as the time samuel gave me size 14 underpants. but still.

2010-11-26T06:02:00.000-08:00

samuel took my phone when i wasn't looking and sent a bunch of people a bunch of text messages. he then ent on to delete said text messages so I have no idea who he sent what.

alls i know is the responses I get, so far the most hilarious one ensues:
" I choose to believe that my sexual prowess is such that I physically break the people I sleep with, leaving them inoperable for weeks"

2010-10-20T13:56:00.001-07:00

Pharmacology Lecturer: "What will I be doing this weekend? Waiting for World of Warcraft Cataclysm and playing a retribution paladin!" Waves Sword around

2010-10-12T21:45:00.001-07:00

http://vimeo.com/9924049

2010-10-12T21:43:00.001-07:00

a black eye AND herpes on my face!!!

i'll be the most beautiful girl at prom

2010-10-07T05:55:00.000-07:00

everyone wants to know why girls like boys who are cunts.

it's a common misconception. see, the reality is that everyone is a cunt. you just have to dig a hell of alot deeper to find it in some people.

my theory is, the smart ones go for the cunts because you know what you're getting (the dumb ones are just dumb). it's a hell of alot easier than feeling betrayed and lied to when you realise, that really, everyone is just a cunt.

the end.

2010-09-08T15:47:00.000-07:00

melbourne to warragul = 117km
warragul to bunyip = 30km

2010-08-26T17:13:00.001-07:00

"fat is not just a reserviour of uglyness" - lecturer quote

2010-08-26T17:10:00.001-07:00

"you go out to the western suburbs and you see fat kids" - lecturer quote

2010-08-25T03:17:00.001-07:00

best lecture title ever: "fat, sex and your brain"

2010-08-25T02:04:00.001-07:00

"and i looked over at sam getting really upset and worried about you - and then i thought to myself, thank god I don't give a shit"

2010-08-24T17:06:00.001-07:00

"theres alot of asians in this room" - lecturer

2010-08-24T07:32:00.001-07:00

http://www.cracked.com/article_17428_7-ridiculously-over-top-modifications-deadly-weapons.html

7 * the awesome!

2010-08-24T07:21:00.001-07:00

http://laughingsquid.com/defibrillator-toaster/

amazing!

2010-08-20T06:22:00.001-07:00

sunshyne. no shit. someone (from altona) named their kid 'sunshyne'.

2010-08-17T18:43:00.001-07:00

cut my hand open quite badly trying to open a can without a can opener.
there was blood all over the kitchen.

2010-08-17T18:21:00.001-07:00

Kham: "Lance, go get me one of those boys who wants to have sex with me".

2010-08-16T22:57:00.001-07:00

2010-08-16T22:56:00.001-07:00

since last blogging: i fixed my bed. i broke it again.

2010-08-10T03:37:00.001-07:00

cock-blocked blondie the other night. awkward.

2010-08-10T03:36:00.001-07:00

the 60yo arab man sitting next to me at the library has more facebook friends than i do.
i'm feeling pretty lame right now.

2010-08-08T04:53:00.001-07:00

took a shower today. found a curly blond pube in my armpit.

2010-08-05T04:15:00.001-07:00

so i may have broken my bed having sex.

2010-08-05T03:26:00.001-07:00

2010-08-03T17:53:00.001-07:00

2010-08-01T19:26:00.000-07:00

I really dislike med people on the whole.
I'm sitting in wholefoods right now listening to a bunch of them piss and moan and bitch. i don't think they realise i can hear them.

they're having a winge about how ugly some girl is. it's so fucking juvenile. serious, what the fuck, we're 2 years out of highschool. except doing med is like never leaving highschool.

2010-06-30T22:48:00.001-07:00

2010-06-29T06:32:00.000-07:00

what have i done since my final exam on thursday:
thursday evening - went to PFE at nectar lounge with med people, went to old bar afterwards, met stuntman mike (alcoholic, dolebludger, kept getting up in my personal space, insane) who managed to knock over every single chair in the bar on his way out the door
friday evening - met up with ella, went to hells kitchen, then bellas, then pony, went to sleep at 7am
saturday evening - slept to 7:30pm (didn't end up going home), went to dondons, went to bellas again, went to old bar again (they broke out the black flag on this particular occasion), went to alias once old bar closed
sunday evening - went to red triangle, watched world cup. played scrabble, cludo and jenga. cludo was an epic failure.
monday evening - went home to do some cleaning, went to bimbos

why does anyone care?

i don't think anyone does to be honest.

2010-06-29T06:16:00.000-07:00

totally not blogging about my sex life.
why? because i'm mature. amongst other things.
also, i've heard that certain people don't like it when write about them on the internets.

real reason: my father has started facebook stalking me.

2010-06-29T06:10:00.003-07:00

hitting up footscray bahn mi tomorrow. hells yeah.

2010-06-23T23:55:00.000-07:00

list of things i did instead of studying for exams:
- go on something similiar to chat-roulette, but without the webcam, with my father (drunk)
- got a flat tyre (not drunk, i swears)
- make sambal with my father (drunk)
------ i believe at one stage he informed me "don't sucking cock after eating sambal" and "oh, make sure you wash your hands aswell"

so, currently taking bets on whether or not i will pass.

also, very annoyed. turns out i didn't have to go to the chinese exam. apparently when you do an arts degree you don't have to go to exams and you can still pass. considering i didn't go to half my chinese tutes and in general can't speak chinese, i'm a tad suprised that i've already passed.

2010-06-23T23:47:00.000-07:00

that's all i have to say

2010-05-10T06:14:00.000-07:00

i know i've probably said this before (almost certainly on numerous occasions), but sam can be a real cunt sometimes.

2010-04-29T22:48:00.001-07:00

doing venepuncture next week. wish i had tom's number right now.

2010-04-29T22:44:00.001-07:00

fuck you. i've heard was too much fur elise in my life. i don't need someone hammering it out on the piano right now. it's kinda beyond a cliche.

2010-04-27T22:43:00.000-07:00

peter michael andrew keeps peering over my screen to see what I am typing.
this lecturer is very difficult to follow. but he does have a funny german accent.

2010-04-27T22:32:00.000-07:00

ran into josh today. it was awkward. possibly because i think he was trying to pick up and i may have been cock-blocking him.

he's starting to look increasingly like a dirty hippie.

2010-04-27T22:29:00.000-07:00

lecture quotes:

nothing in life lasts. you may have a car crash. get a divorce. loose your husband. loose your wife...

.... but herpes, you have that for life

2010-04-21T18:04:00.000-07:00

people in med (and broader life) ....

...don't seem to get that drugs have been around for years. that chances are their parents took drugs. and had group sex and were wankers for a period. it's just not new. not cool. not different. not rebellious. just the same crap everyone else has done for the past 40 years.

2010-04-21T15:03:00.001-07:00

sam can be a real cunt sometimes.

2010-04-20T16:57:00.001-07:00

where the hell is our lecturer?

2010-04-20T16:54:00.001-07:00

2010-04-20T13:57:00.001-07:00

I wish i could dedicate my life to something this productive:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ezZgAl6aN8

2010-04-20T03:08:00.001-07:00

just a bit sad...

2010-04-15T04:50:00.000-07:00

Hey guys. I play bass in the band the monster goes rawrr. I met two of your reps at the rain hail and shine festival at jimboomba last weekend. I just wanted to say thanks or doing what you are, my uncle died of aids and it is great to see poeple out there spreading awareness especially amongst young people. If there's anything I can do to help out up here in brissy let me know! Hope to see you in melbourne one day. Thanks again guys. Ross

2010-04-14T06:08:00.000-07:00

where the hell did my day go.

got up. went to uni. bought a book. sat in a lecture theatre with less than 50 people (there are meant to be 300). met max at the bar at 12. meant to go to a lecture 2. looked at my clock. realised it was 2:30. though fuck it. looked at my clock again when it read 4:30. left the university bar. looked at my clock it read 6:30. went to the city with max to chill with adam and milan at equinox. got the train home with milan. looked at my clock it read 10:30pm. what the fuck happened.

in other news, ran into josh on my way through wholefoods to the bar. had a quick and normal chat. he seemed normal. too normal. almost as if he wasn't stoned.

ran into one of josh's friends at the bar. his name escapes me. he made a comment about how for someone doing med i seem to do an aweful lot of chillin. oh well.

milan gave me a slightly drunk bike riding lesson (i don't know how to ride a bike). i was very much scared for the most part of it.

2010-04-13T18:07:00.000-07:00

awkward number 2.

on the wholefoods balcony. someone asked me if was josh's ex. i gave them a puzzled face.
someone everyone at the table seemed to be down on this. and they all seemed to misinterpret my puzzled expression. "oh shit" "way to let that one slip"

and then it got awkward. i didn't want to have explain to his friends that i looked puzzle because i didn't realise i was his ex. so i just kind of mumbled something and said don't worry about it. and then josh appeared and it was awkward.

2010-04-13T16:26:00.000-07:00

awkward shit.

i was dumped. by someone I didn't know i was dating.

2010-04-13T02:03:00.000-07:00

i seem to be getting a great deal of spam on this blog, including:

"Doing on work and not enjoying pleasures like kisses, touches and romance can make a person psychologically disturbed."
"the experience will be so real that it will almost like a real date"

http://kham-ing.blogspot.com/2007/03/we-lost-choral-but-what-else-is-new.html

2010-04-13T02:01:00.001-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJAbCuwcWxo&feature=player_embedded

2010-04-12T16:14:00.000-07:00

so i missed the memo and am now at uni. the memo read something like "there is not uni on tuesday".

2010-04-12T01:07:00.001-07:00

I got a letter from centrelink saying i had to notify them of any scholarships i was recieving and that i might be eligible for more scholarships because of the new legislation.

firstly, I tried for 3 days to get onto the youth services line but it was completely full so the phone just rang out (i couldn't even get in the que). ended up having to call the pensioner and ask to speak to an operator to get onto somone.

secondly, i got onto a woman who took down the details of my scholarship but said she didn't actually now anything about what was happening to the scholarships and so transferred me onto another woman

thirdly, the next woman said the other woman had recorded me as being ineligible for one of the new scholarship (when she should have put me down as being eligible). this woman told me that my 6k scholarship would remain untouched and i would get a one-off 650 scholarship amount paid into my account.

it's all very confusing.

it was a damn long call. good thing i'm on a cap or the bill would be through the roof.

2010-04-11T22:30:00.000-07:00

awkward moment with my mother the other night. it started like this, "i keep finding things in the rubbish, and i just thought i should remind you to think about what you put in the bin".

now this may sound perfectly harmless, but if you know my mother (as i do), you would cotton on to the fact that this is her way of telling me i've been sprung doing something i haven't. that she's found some kind of contraband in the bin.

but what could it be, smoking, drinking, sex-having related parephenalia...

it was bugging me, what did i leave in the bin?
"so what what did you actually find" i ended up asking.
she refused to answer. possibly because it would have been awkward.

after a couple of days i finally realised what she was on about. she thought my brothers chewing gum packets were rubber packets.

2010-04-11T05:46:00.000-07:00

attempting to blog again. (thanks noor) don't expect it to be a success.

i met my mothers new man friend the other day. and guess what. he's not asian*. they met in the op shop and thats where we (myself & my mother) bumped into him.

* my mother has a think for skinny little asian men for anyone who was wondering.
see image below for case-in-point:

2010-02-14T15:52:00.001-08:00

soo bored.
and subsequently a bit lonely.

2010-01-25T19:33:00.001-08:00

my mother is ironing blank sheets of paper?

2010-01-17T22:49:00.000-08:00

i think i met vincent the vegetarian today. he was delivering stuff at tatsing kfl and happened to be unloading boxes infront of the freezer full of vegetarian stuffs.
i told him what i thought of the char siew - the green brand is absolutely disgusting. i think he agreed. he didn't speak much english.

2010-01-17T20:10:00.000-08:00

got accepted into my diploma. which i;m very much happy about.

2010-01-14T16:10:00.000-08:00

when send someone an invite for dinner, thety shouldn't send you back a response stating that the made a booking for you and they will not be atending.

2010-01-10T02:58:00.000-08:00

playing farcry 2...
if i were a more educated person i might understand what was going on.

...kham_ing

Pharmacology Lecturer: "What will I be doing this weekend? Waiting for World of Warcraft Cataclysm and playing a retribution paladin!" *Waves Sword around*

Pharmacology Lecturer: "What will I be doing this weekend? Waiting for World of Warcraft Cataclysm and playing a retribution paladin!" Waves Sword around